Meeting Minutes: String Theory & Quantum Mechanics | Meeting 123

Present: Dr. Einstein, Dr. Heisenberg, Professor String

• 1. Quantum Mechanics: The Theory of Everything (Except String Theory)
• 2. String Theory: The Answer to Everything (Except Quantum Mechanics)
• 3. The Unification of String Theory and Quantum Mechanics: A Recipe for Disaster
• 4. The Role of Cats in String Theory and Quantum Mechanics: A Study on Schrödinger's Cat

Adjourned at 5:00 PM. Next meeting: Wednesday.