Meeting 1: "The Inflated Sense of Urgency"

Present prophets: John, Jane, Joe

Action Item 1: Buy more staplers
Action Item 2: Develop new ways to procrastinate on staplers

Next Meeting: Meetings: Agenda Item 2024 - The Even More Urgent Year on 01/01/2024

Meeting 2: "The Unending Loop of Status Meetings"

Present prophets: Bob, Sally, Bob's Mom

Action Item 3: Create new status reports for the 12,000th time
Action Item 4: Pretend to be productive while secretly browsing cat videos

Next Meeting: Meetings: Agenda Item 2024 - The Even More Urgent Year on 01/01/2024