Today's Meeting: "The Inefficiency of Procrastination"
Action Items:
Schedule a meeting to discuss the meeting we're not having.
Remind everyone to not forget the deadline for the project that's due in 2 weeks.
Discuss the merits of taking a two-hour lunch break to watch cat videos on YouTube.
Subtopics:
The art of doing absolutely nothing productive.
The science of wasting time on Wikipedia.
The strategy of pretending to work while actually browsing memes.
Related Meetings:
The Meeting of the Unproductively Gifted.
The Conference of Procrastination Techniques.
The Seminar of Extreme Time-Wasting.