Decision A: Saving Face, Losing Money

The Great Budget Debate

Option 1: Cuts

Reduce spending to 50% of original budget, because why not, right?

Option 2: Creative Accounting

Option 2: Creative Accounting

Mislabel and misrepresent numbers to make it look like we're not losing money.

Option 3: Prayer and Fervent Hopes

Option 3: Prayer and Fervent Hopes

Just close our eyes, click the "submit" button, and hope for the best.

Option 4: Blame the Interns

Option 4: Blame the Interns

We're not losing money, the interns are just hoarding it under their beds.