Bug 2: The Sudden Onset of Spontaneous Human Combustion

Meeting Summary:

We have identified the root cause of the mysterious fires that have been breaking out across the office. It seems the air conditioning system has been malfunctioning and causing our coworkers' hair to spontaneously combust.

Recommendations:

Install fire extinguishers in each department.
Provide hair-styling services for affected employees to cover up their singed manes.
Replace the AC system with something that doesn't cause spontaneous human combustion.

Next Steps:

Assign task force to research new AC systems. Estimated time frame: ASAP.

Related Meetings:

Attendees:

Bug Fixers: Bob, Steve, and Dave

CEO: The Overlord of All Things

IT: The Guy Who Fixes Things

Adjournment:

The meeting was adjourned at 12:15 due to a sudden loss of hair.

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