AGENDA

MEETING AGENDA

• 13:00 - 13:30: ARRIVAL AND CAFFEINE INJECTION PROTOCOL
  • Ensure all participants are sufficiently caffeinated
  • Verify that all participants have eaten sufficient breakfast
• 13:30 - 14:00: CRISIS MANAGEMENT
  • Review current project status and impending deadlines
  • Address any existential threats or looming catastrophes
• 14:00 - 14:30: BUG SQUASHING
  • Review bug reports and squash any pesky bugs
  • Verify that all participants are sufficiently entertained
• 14:30 - 15:00: DISCLOSURE AND CONFUSION
  • Discuss and debate current project issues
  • Miscommunicate and re-communicate project progress
• Continue Bug Squashing