Present: John, Jane, Bob, and Steve. Absent: Nobody, because prophets of doom.
Steve: "This bug is a ticking time bomb. We must squash it."
Jane: "But Steve, we've been over that hill already."
John: "I'm just here for the free coffee."
Bob: "I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm here for the drama."
Meeting adjourned due to excessive use of metaphors.
See also: Legacy Meeting Notes