11:00: Coffee fueled brainstorming session
11:15: Review of existing codebase for spaghetti
11:30: Break - snack time!
11:45: Debugging of mysterious issue 42
12:00: Lunch - pizza and despair
Meeting with Mark - "The Code Whisperer"
Daily Standup - "I have been doing nothing, but I promise I'm not slacking off"
Remember, the code is like a box of chocolates. You never know what kind of bug you'll get until you open it.