Join us for a meeting that will decide the fate of humanity's fiscal future. Don't be late, or risk being left behind in the impending economic apocalypse.
Agenda:
Don't forget to bring your lunch, or you will be forced to subsist on a meager diet of stale coffee and desperation.
See you there, doomsayers!
Minutes from Previous Meetings
And, of course, the pièce de résistance: Financial Doom 3: The Apocalypse
(Please arrive early, as the coffee machine will be broken)