Agenda for Global Domination
- Step 1: Steal all the cheese.
- Step 2: Demand world peace, but only on Tuesdays.
- Step 3: Infiltrate all major water supply systems.
- Step 4: Establish puppet government.
- Step 5: Celebrate with a global pizza party.
Phase 1: Initial Contact | Phase 2: Psychological Warfare | Phase 3: Economic Interference