MEETING AGENDA: Invade Nations - Tuesday
09:00-09:30 - Nation Invading Strategies
A thorough discussion on the best ways to invade neighboring planets. Topics include:
- Stealthy invasion methods
- Cyber warfare tactics
- Alien mind control techniques
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09:30-10:30 - Alien Diplomacy 101
A crash course in negotiating with our new planetary overlords.
Topics include:
- Tribal politics
- Gift-giving customs
- Probing the competition
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10:30-11:30 - Cultural Integration
A workshop on assimilating our new planetary neighbors into human culture.
Topics include:
- Introducing them to Netflix
- Teaching them our favorite memes
- Forced labor practices
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11:30-12:00 - Lunch Break (Free Pizza)
Come for the free pizza, stay for the existential dread.