It has come to our attention that the company's sock collection has been infiltrated by a secret cabal of rogue socks.
Led by the enigmatic "Sock King," this group has been manipulating the supply chain, hoarding the finest argyles, and whispering dissent into the ears of our most trusted employees.
We will not be swayed by their fluffy tendrils and fuzzy lies. We will uncover the truth behind the missing socks and bring the Sock King to justice.