Meeting 004: The One Where We All Pretend to Be Interested

Today's meeting is being held in a world where everyone is secretly a functioning member of the local chapter of the "I'm Not a Morning Person" club.

Agenda

• Point 1: Pretend To Care (5 min)
• Point 2: Discuss How To Make The Coffee Machine Not Scream At 7am
• Point 3: Decide Who Has To Send The Email To The Boss
• Point 4: Pretend To Understand The Report (10 min)

Remember, it's not about the actual work, it's about looking good while doing nothing.

Meeting Minutes