Merger Madness Part 8: The Final Convergence
Agenda for Meeting of the Great Unification of Corporations
Today's agenda includes:
- Item 1: Rebranding the new company with a focus group-approved acronym
- Item 2: Merging the IT departments, because who needs a functional website, anyway?
- Item 3: Creating a new org chart that looks like a spider web, but with more meetings