Meeting Minutes - The Great Sausage Council

Attendees:

• Chairman Sausage McSausageface
• Secretary Sausagebot
• Member, Sausagey McSausageface

Agenda

Topic 1: Sausage Topping Selection

1. Discussion on the merits of cheddar versus mozzarella
2. Poll on the importance of pineapple as a topping
3. Resolution 1: Cheddar shall be the sole topping choice for all sausages

Topic 2: Sausage Length Standards

1. Discussion on the minimum required length for sausages
2. Poll on whether sausages can be shorter than 5 inches
3. Resolution 2: Sausages must be at least 5 inches in length

Minutes

Chairman Sausage McSausageface opened the meeting at 10:00 AM

1. Chairman Sausage McSausageface led a discussion on the merits of cheddar versus mozzarella
2. Member Sausagey McSausageface passionately argued against pineapple as a topping
3. Secretary Sausagebot recorded the minutes with an impressive amount of speed and accuracy

Next Meeting

The next meeting will be held on Thursday, at 2:00 PM

• Location: Sausage HQ
• Agenda: More sausage topics, no doubt

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