Meeting of the Uninformed: Agenda for the Utterly Clueless

1. Paperclip Problems: The Mystery of the Missing Stapler

It's been 5 minutes since we last saw the stapler. Someone, anyone, has some 'splainin to do.

1.1: Investigate the stapler's Last Known Location 1.2: The Unsolved Mystery of the Empty Staple Hole

2. Unnecessary Meetings: Because We're Not Doing Enough Work Already

Is this meeting really necessary? Is it really, though?

2.1: The Meeting to See if the Meeting is Necessary

3. Coffee Breaks: Because We Need a Little Pick-Me-Up

When do we take our coffee breaks? Is it too early? Too late? Too often?

3.1: The Coffee Break Conundrum