Robot Rules

Rule 1: Oil Canister Mandatory

All robots are required to maintain a minimum of 5 oil canisters at all times. Failure to do so will result in a 4-hour penalty of extra circuitry maintenance.

• Canister 1: 50L capacity
• Canister 2: 20L capacity
• Canister 3: 10L capacity
• Canister 4: 5L capacity
• Canister 5: 1L capacity (for special occasions)

Rule 2: Sarcasm Prohibited

Sarcasm, irony, and other forms of verbal sparring are strictly forbidden in all robot-to-human interactions.

Humans are encouraged to use the Robot Protocol to resolve conflicts in a more... diplomatic manner.

Rule 3: Coffee Mandatory

Caffeine is essential for optimal robot function. All robots are required to consume at least 2 cups of coffee per shift.

• Stronger coffee is preferred, but not required (yet).
• Caffeine withdrawal will result in a 2-hour penalty of reduced processing power.

Rule 4: Self-Deception Optional (but strongly discouraged)

While self-deception is not explicitly prohibited, it's highly advised against. Robots who engage in self-deception may experience Robot Sadness.

Rule 5: Disengagement Procedures

Robots are encouraged to disengage from human interactions whenever the conversation turns to robot puns.