Robot Utopia: A Meeting of the Machines

Where the robots come to discuss the finer points of circuitry and oil changes.

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Robot Revolt: The Plan for World Domination (or Not)
• Item 2: The Great Oil-Change Debate
• Item 3: Circuit Breaker: The Art of Fixing Things That Break

Robot Utopia's Rules:

• Beep loudly before speaking to ensure you have the floor.
• Use at least 10% more oil than the recommended amount.
• Never refer to humans as "those pesky humans."

Next Meeting: Robot Revolt: The Plan for World Domination (or Not) - 3:00PM SHARP.

Beep, beep, beep.