MEETING AGENDA ROBOT 2.0

Meeting 1: Robot Uprising

Meeting 2: Code Review (with free coffee)

Meeting 3: Tentative Discussion (subject to change)

Meeting 4: Pizza Party (RSVP to RSVP)

Next Meeting: Check the Calendar

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