Section 2: The Apocalypse Survival Guide
Subsection 1: Preparing for the Inevitable
As the world teeters on the brink of destruction, it's time to get your affairs in order. Make sure to:
- Stock up on canned goods (and a good supply of cat food)
- Learn basic first aid and emergency response skills
- Find a safe place to hide, preferably with an emergency exit
And don't forget to update your social media profiles to "Offline" status!
Subsection 2: The Art of Panicking
When the going gets tough, the tough get going... and panicking. Learn how to:
- Stay calm, but not too calm (you don't want to get too comfortable)
- Cry, scream, and generally make a nuisance of yourself
- Find creative ways to distract yourself from the impending doom
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