Today's Agenda: (aka "The Most Important Meeting of the Year")
1. Take over the world (10:00 AM - 10:30 AM)
2. Discuss the finer points of our dastardly plan (10:30 AM - 11:30 AM)
3. Assign tasks to underling minions (11:30 AM - 12:00 PM)
4. Enjoy our freshly baked cookies and pastries (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM, optional, but highly recommended)
Subplots and Subterfuge | Evil Laughter and Maniacal Cackling
Meeting convened by: Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq.
Co-convened by: The Diabolical Genius