Meeting Agenda for the String Theory Research Initiative

Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to today's meeting of the String Theory Research Initiative! Today, we'll be exploring the fascinating realm of quantum fluctuations and their impact on our understanding of the cosmos.

prophets_of_string_theory.jpg (Note: The last item on the list, P-Brane Puns, is a satirical take on the concept of "p-branes" in string theory, poking fun at the often absurdity of scientific jargon and acronyms.)