The String Theory Meeting of the Ancients has been convened to discuss the finer points of string theory. Today's agenda includes:

• 11:00 - Strings in the Cosmos
• 11:30 - Stringy McStringsface
• 12:00 - String Theory for Beginners
• 14:00 - Strings in the Labyrinth
• 16:00 - Strings of Anarchy

Refreshments will be served, including a variety of string-themed snacks and beverages.