Agenda for the Utterly Unproductive Meeting

Today's agenda:

• Brainstorming Session: "What's the point of this meeting again?"
• Nap Time: Recharging for the next 3 hours
• Exploring the Mysteries of the Desk Drawers
• Extra Break: "Who needs a meeting anyway?"

Remember: The more time we waste, the less we'll have to do.

See you in the next room!