Today's Agenda:
Warning: The meeting that follows will likely be a wild and confusing journey through a sea of pointless discussions and unfulfilled expectations.
Subpage for the "I'm Not Late" Meeting
Because being late is the new early, apparently.
This subpage will likely feature an existential crisis, a heated debate about who ate the last donut, and a 10-minute discussion about the meaning of life.
Subpage for the "Let's Just Stand in a Circle and Talk" Meeting
Because standing is the new sitting, apparently.
This subpage will feature an exercise in circular reasoning, an impromptu game of "Who Can Stand the Longest," and a 15-minute tangent about the benefits of feng shui.
Subpage for the "I'm the Real Boss" Meeting
Because someone has to be the boss, apparently.
This subpage will feature an exercise in authoritarianism, a 20-minute lecture on the importance of hierarchy, and a game of "Who Can Stomp Their Foot the Loudest."