**Code Review for the Most Basic Web Devs in the World**
**Warning: This code review is not for the faint of heart. Tech Support Bob will break it down, piece by piece, with the precision of a surgeon and the patience of a toddler.
**Code in review: example_code.php
**Review Status:** Pending
**Reviewer's Notes:**
**Next Steps:** Meet with me at the coffee machine at 2 PM to discuss the utter disaster that is this code.