Tech Support Bob: Code Review

**Warning: This code review is not for the faint of heart. Tech Support Bob will break it down, piece by piece, with the precision of a surgeon and the patience of a toddler.

**Code in review: example_code.php

**Review Status:** Pending

**Reviewer's Notes:**

• **Functionality:** 1/10 - This code will probably work, but only by sheer luck.
• **Readability:** 0/10 - It's like trying to read hieroglyphics written by a blind person.
• **Maintainability:** -5/10 - I wouldn't touch this code with a 10-foot pole, but I might use it to pick my nose.

**Next Steps:** Meet with me at the coffee machine at 2 PM to discuss the utter disaster that is this code.

Example Code | Next Meeting