9:00 AM - Welcome to the meeting! (Please take a seat and try not to fall asleep.)
9:10 AM - Agenda item 1: Discuss who ate the last of the donuts. (This is a very important topic.)
9:20 AM - BREAK
See meeting minutes from our previous meeting, where we solved World Hunger and won a Nobel Prize. And also see the decisions we made during that meeting, because, you know, they're super important.
Resolution 1: The person who ate the last donut will be forced to buy a new box of donuts for the team. Resolution 2: We will never speak of this again.