Today's meeting has been a long and arduous journey into the depths of bureaucratic despair. We've covered topics ranging from 'What's for Lunch?' to 'Who ate the last donut?'
But now, as we approach the precipice of adjournment, we must confront the ultimate question: when do we stop meeting?
That we never stop meeting. In fact, we'll just keep meeting until the walls of this office start to bleed. Or until someone gets a raise.
A. Meeting duration shall be increased to a minimum of 6 hours per day.
B. All meetings shall be held in a circle, to ensure that no one has a clear escape route.
C. Any mention of 'synergy' or 'synergy' will be met with immediate punishment, up to and including, but not limited to, being forced to watch an endless loop of corporate videos.
Some of our more...enlightened members propose the following:
A. We should just have a big party instead. With free food. And drinks.
B. We should have a meeting about not having meetings. Because, you know, that's just good governance.
C. We should just take a nap. In the conference room. With our feet up on the table.