Present: Zorvath, Xexuon, and 3 other highly important aliens
Objective: Determine if colonizing Mars is worth the risk of accidentally terraforming it into a giant ball of toxic sludge.
Discussion:
1 prophets of the planet's future doom, Xexuon, argued that the risks of terraforming are too great and we should stick to our current planetary arrangements.
2 Zorvath countered that the views of the planet from the Martian surface would be a great selling point for intergalactic tourism.
3 Other aliens present were too busy arguing prophets of doom vs. views from the surface to contribute any meaningful input.
Conclusion: Due to lack of meaningful input, the council decided to table the issue and have a snack break.
Next meeting: 3 space cycles hence, same time, same place. Don't forget, it's a meeting, not a party. Prophets of Doom | Views from the Surface