Agenda 3.5: The Unconventional Meeting

Today's Meeting: "The Inefficiency Initiative" - a discussion on how to do more with less.

Agenda Items:

6:00 - 6:05: "The Importance of Procrastination" - a 5-minute presentation on why doing nothing is the key to success.
6:05 - 6:15: "The Art of Doing Nothing" - a hands-on workshop where you will learn to do absolutely nothing.
6:15 - 6:30: "The Benefits of Bureaucracy" - a presentation on how to create an endless loop of meetings and reports.