Paradox of the Century Meeting Minutes

Minutes from the most epic meeting in human history. Attended by 17 time-traveling philosophers, 1 bemused moderator, and 1 cat.

Meeting Objective: Determine the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Attendees:

• Professor Zorgon, Philosopher King of the Ancient World
• Dr. Emma Taylor, Time-Traveling Physicist
• Balthazar the Cat, Feline Overlord of the Multiverse
• Aristotle the Unyielding, Ancient Greek Thinker

Discussion Topics:

• The Futility of Human Existence
• The Importance of Catnip
• The Singularity and Its Implications on Reality

Key Decisions:

• Resolved: The meaning of life is, in fact, 42.
• Referred: The importance of catnip for further discussion.
• Postponed: The Singularity until further notice.

Next Meeting:

Same time, same place. Bring snacks.

Continue reading: Paradox of the Century, Part 2