Alternate Timeline Meeting 4568: Minutes

Meeting Purpose: To discuss the merits of time-traveling to 1985 to procure more reliable toiletries.

Attendees: Time-Traveling Bob, Professor Chronos, and Temporal Tammy

Agenda:

• Introduction to Timey's Toilet Brush
• Debate on the ethics of stealing 80s hairstyles
• Discussion on the importance of finding the perfect travel-sized toothpaste

Decisions:

• Time-Traveling Bob: "I say we go for it! Who needs personal hygiene in the 1980s?"
• Professor Chronos: "But what about the dangers of acid wash jeans?"
• Temporal Tammy: "Can we talk about something else? Like, I don't know, the importance of proper dental hygiene in a parallel universe?"

Next Meeting: Alternate Timeline Meeting 4569: Toiletries and the Singularity

Note: Meeting adjourned due to Time-Traveling Bob's excessive use of the time-traveling toaster.