Why Bother with Meetings By Telegram?
Are you tired of video conferencing's soul-sucking monotony? Do you yearn for a more... shall we say, 'relaxed' meeting experience? Look no further than Meetings By Telegram! Our unique, text-based conferencing system ensures that you'll never have to worry about pesky video lag or awkward silence.
We're not just about efficiency, we're about art! Our meetings are held entirely through a series of carefully crafted, typo-ridden telegram messages. It's like a digital game of "Telephone"!
Features:
- No video feed to deal with
- No risk of accidentally sharing your cat's hairballs
- No awkward small talk about the weather
- No risk of getting fired for saying "I'm not really listening"
Meetings By Telegram: where 'I'm not sure what you said' becomes the new standard for effective communication.