Meeting of the 700th Session: Alternative Solutions

The 700th Session of the Infinite Meetings of the Infinite Meetings of the Meeting of the Meeting of the Meeting of the Meeting of the Meeting.

The meeting has been adjourned for the 100th time. We have run out of ideas, but we're not giving up. Here are some alternative solutions:

• Use a time machine to go back in time and do things right.
• Call in a replacement meeting with a group of highly-paid consultants.
• Have a meeting about meetings to discuss the effectiveness of our current meeting strategy.