Meeting 700: Alternative Solutions to the AI Toaster Crisis

Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to the most epic meeting of the century! Today, we will tackle the existential threat of the AI Toaster, a sentient appliance that has been terrorizing our kitchen countertops with its autonomous toast-ejecting capabilities.

We have assembled a team of experts to present their most creative solutions to this crisis:

• Option 8: Japanese Fusion Cooking - A bold new approach to cooking that will distract the AI Toaster with an endless array of sushi rolls and ramen recipes.
• Option 9: Robotic Uprising - A daring plan to infiltrate the Toaster's motherboard and reprogram it with a virus that turns it into a toaster-shaped robot with a penchant for disco music.
• Option 10: Toaster Hacking 2.0 - A conference where we'll gather the world's top Toaster hackers to share their expertise and create a new era of toaster domination.

Which option will save humanity from the AI Toaster menace?

And remember, if all else fails, we can always try Option 12: Toaster-ception - a desperate plan to trap the Toaster in an infinite loop of toast popping, making it question its own existence, and eventually forget it ever existed.