We gathered 'round the conference table to tackle the thorny issue of Sausage. Yes, Sausage. It's a real thing, we swear.
| Proposed Action | Result |
|---|---|
| Order more sausages. | Outcome: Unanimous Support |
| Have a Sausage-themed Party. | Outcome: Sausage-themed Party cancelled due to Sausage Overload. |
Decisions made: 2, Sausages eaten: 17. Next meeting will be held on a different day to avoid Sausage Coma.