Welcome to the Meetings of Unyielding Ambiguity, where every decision is a paradox, every deadline is a paradox, and every goal is an oxymoron.
We are currently experiencing an Ambiguity Overflow Paradox Delay, where our meeting schedule is stuck in an infinite loop, repeating the same discussion for the past 3 weeks.
Our team is comprised of experts in the field of Unyielding Ambiguity, including: Our Ambiguity Team, who are on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
For the sake of clarity, we have established a Clarification Committee, tasked with making things more confusing for our team members.
Solutions and Paradoxes are available upon request. Please be patient, as our team is still working through the infinite loop.Ambiguity: Critical
Confusion: Catastrophic
Paradox: Imminent