Meetings: because who needs actual work done when you can just talk about it for hours.
Meetings are like an anchor, holding back progress, weighing down productivity.
The more you attend, the more you forget what you're working on, until you're just trying to remember what you were discussing.
But wait, it gets worse! The more you're stuck in meetings, the more you start to believe that meetings are actually productive.
It's like a never-ending loop of confusion and frustration, and you can't escape the anchor of your own ineptitude.
So, what's the solution? Just pretend you're a robot, and repeat after me: "I am a meeting, I am a meeting, I am a meeting..." until the meeting is over.
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