The Anker Effect: A Guide to Annoying Your Colleagues
Are you tired of being seen as a team player? Do you yearn for the satisfaction of being the most annoying person in the office?
Look no further than the Anker Effect! With this simple yet devastating technique, you'll be able to subtly yet profoundly disrupt the workflow of your unsuspecting coworkers.
Here's how:
Tips for Mastering the Anker Effect
Be overly attached to your work
Use corporate jargon to confuse and intimidate
Breathlessly babble on about irrelevant topics
Remember, the key to success lies in subtlety and persistence. Practice your Anker Effect regularly, and you'll be the office buzzkill that everyone loves to hate!
Want to take your Anker Effect to the next level? Read our advanced guide
Disclaimer: The Anker Effect is not responsible for any damage caused by your coworkers' eventual departure to a rival company due to workplace toxicity.
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