It's when a meeting is so boring that it makes you feel like the only interesting thing in your life. Like, you know, that time you accidentally superglued your shoes to the conference table, or the great "Who ate the last donut" debate of 2018.
Meetings can be a real anchor, keeping you grounded in the present moment, while simultaneously suffocating you with tedium.
But fear not, dear reader! For we have solutions. Solutions that are as bold as they are absurd:
And for the love of all things sane, exit strategies are also available.
Note: The fine print at the bottom of this page is not actually fine print, but rather a desperate cry for help.
Also, please do not eat the last donut.
Disclaimer: The fine print at the bottom of this page is not actually fine print either, but a desperate cry for help. Also, do not eat the last donut.
Fine print, schmine print. Just don't eat the last donut.