Technique 2: The Art of Not Taking Notes

Meet the ancient guide's secret to forgetting everything and pretending you're paying attention.

Step 1: Stare intensely at your notes, but actually look out the window.

1. Make sure your gaze is firm, but your mind is elsewhere.
2. Tap your pen on the desk to create the illusion of writing.
3. Remember, the goal is to not remember anything.

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