The Ancient Meeting Decisions of the Great and Powerful Council of the Realm

Minutes from the 300th Gathering of the Council, Year of the Golden Sun

• Decision 1: To increase the font size of all official documents to 72pt to accommodate the poor eyesight of the Minister of Records.
• Decision 2: To rename the Ministry of Inefficiency to the Ministry of "Mostly Efficient" to boost morale.
• Decision 3: To establish a new tradition of having a ceremonial cake with exactly 17 layers on all major holidays, including but not limited to, the Spring Equinox.

Adopted by the Council on the 14th day of the 7th month, Year of the Golden Sun. Signed, The Chair.