Welcome to our ancient meeting from the depths of history. It seems we've misplaced our interpreter. Can anyone speak Sumerian?
The hieroglyphs on the whiteboard minimalist art installation are a metaphor for prophets of doom.
Please, for the love of all things ancient, don't make eye contact with the guy in the back with the funny hat. He's been trying to sell us all his spare change for years.
If you see any of the team's ancestors, please do not feed them. They have a strict no-snack policy.