In a land of ancient lore and forgotten lore-lore, there stood the mighty Castle Tooth, a fortress of golden wonder.
But beware, traveler, for the curse of the golden tooth is a wondrous terror, a plague of the gods.
The curse was said to be triggered by the mere mention of the word "tooth" within the castle walls, dooming all who dared to speak its name.
Some say the curse was placed by a powerful wizard, others claim it was the work of a deranged dentist.
The only ones who have survived the curse are those who have mastered the ancient art of dental hygiene.