Decisions of the Ancient Ones | Committee Rules

Rule 1: The Rule of the Three Socks

When attending a meeting, always bring three identical socks. Two of the socks are for your feet, and the third, a spare, must be kept in a sealed envelope on the table.

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Rule 2: The Rule of the Mandatory Nap Time

All meetings must include at least 37 minutes of mandatory nap time. This is non-negotiable.

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Rule 3: The Rule of the Unnecessary Appendices

All meetings must include at least 17 unnecessary appendices, filled with cat pictures and diagrams of the committee members' vacation homes.

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Note: This page is a parody of the usual bureaucratic and dry tone of meeting minutes, but with a dash of absurdity and humor. The rules are intentionally ridiculous, and the links are to non-existent sub-pages.