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Minutes - Ancient Ones Meeting, 3rd Session
Minutes - Ancient Ones Meeting, 3rd Session
Attendees:
- Zorvath, The Unyielding
- Xylara, The Unrelenting
- Gorthok, The Unconquerable
Agenda:
- Discussion of the impending doom of the mortal world.
- Vote on whether to use fireballs or laser beams for the apocalypse.
- Break for interdimensional snacking.
Actions Taken:
- Zorvath decreed that the world shall burn.
- Xylara proposed a compromise: a slow apocalypse with a 10-year transition period.
- Gorthok stormed out of the meeting, citing "I'm just here for the free snacks."
Next Meeting:
When: Next Wednesday, at the Crack of Doom.
Where: The Dark Dimension of Despair.
Why: Because the world will still be burning.
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