Welcome, fellow sitters! In the ancient tradition of sitting on mountains, we've compiled the most essential techniques to help you conquer the peaks.
1. The Lotus Position - Find a comfortable spot on the mountain and relax into it. Let the wind and sun be your massage therapists.
2. Peak Pose - Balance on one leg while the other dangles precariously in mid-air, just like a majestic Himalayan eagle.
3. Mountain Meditation - Sit cross-legged on the mountaintop and contemplate the meaninglessness of it all. Is this a chair? Am I sitting on a chair? Ah, the paradox!
Want more techniques? Check out our other guides:
Forest Sitting Techniques - For when you need to sit in nature, but nature's a bit too nature-y.
Rocky Roadmap - Chart your course through the mountain's rugged terrain with our expert guide.