It was a dark time, the year 3000 BCE. The land was plagued by the scourge of dirty chalkboards.
Enter our hero, the Prophet Who Never Learned to Use a Whiteboard Eraser. Armed with a trusty piece of cloth, he set out to change the world.
His prophecy: "I shall erase the erasers, and in their place, I shall bring forth a new era of smudge-proof writing!"
The people rejoiced, and the prophet was hailed as a hero. But little did they know, the cloth was not enough, and the prophet's grip was slipping.
And so, the prophecy was doomed from the start... Read Prophetic Regrets