We are the guardians of the ancient ways, the chosen ones chosen by the chosen ones. We meet here, in this sacred circle, to discuss the mysteries of the universe and the meaning of life. Or, you know, just to complain about the weather.
Our ancient roots run deep, deeper than the depths of the ocean, deeper than the layers of the cake, deeper than our waistlines after eating that cake. We have seen the rise and fall of civilizations, the birth and death of stars, and still, we remain.
We meet to discuss the big questions: "What lies beyond the mountains?", "Why is the sky still blue?", and "Who ate the last donut?".
Want to learn more about our ancient history? Check out our history page for more on the good old days.
Join us for one of our famous Rituals sessions, where we'll make some noise, drink some tea, and possibly sacrifice a small goat to the ancient gods.