Here's the deal. We were all just a bunch of cavepeople. We had our rocks and our sticks. And then... we had our prophets. And let me tell you, they were not exactly the most reliable source of information.
Our most famous prophet, Zorvath, had some pretty out-there ideas about the nature of the universe. I mean, who needs evidence when you've got a vision from the gods, right?
But seriously, we're still trying to figure out what Zorvath was on about with his whole "Great Rock" thing. It's like, we've got rocks all around us, but we're pretty sure he's not talking about those.
Anyway, we've got a meeting to get to. It's with the Council of Elders. Or, as we like to call them, "The Old Guys with Beards". Wish us luck.
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